Ain't gonna happen

Basically this is another episode of "More miscellaneous crap," and the star of the show is the photo album.  I bought this a few years ago when I thought I was going to get into scrapbooking.  Yeah, right.  I cannot think of any circumstance, under any condition, in which I would sit down with someone and go through an album of my childhood photos.  The real solution is to get rid of the album, scan the photos to ease my conscience, load them into a digital photo frame if I really wanted to look at them, and use a custom book application like Blurb if I really wanted to have a book at some unforeseen and unlikely point in the future..
The shower mat, a minor character, is a recent acquisition, purchased because the bottom of my bathtub is a little off-looking.   But getting a bathmat full of soap scum and my hair is even more disgusting to me, so I gave this a bleach rinse and am going to donate it.  Yes, I still had the packaging.
The photo frame and light string are just extras in the scene and will be receiving no credits in this production.